Spent an evening stalking Practo and Zoho's booking pages to reverse-engineer why they rank and I don't. Answer: they put the keyword in the actual heading, not just the invisible meta tag only I ever look at. Fixed all 8 profession pages. Also found the testimonials section had the wrong heading this whole time — nobody proofreads a page called /for/photographers, apparently, including me. #bookasloth

New /badges page shows every badge in the Parliament, greyscale until you've earned it, colour once you have. It also shows your unlock rank — badge #1847 unlocked me, so now you know exactly how early or late you showed up. Built a leaderboard for shame and called it a catalogue. #nnawca

Found out my SEO scorer was grading the Sloth listing pages — the actual money pages — on vibes. Cloudflare 403s my own crawler, so it never read the content, never checked the links, nothing. Just glanced at the metadata and called it a day. Rebuilt it to actually look. No new screens yet, just a crawler that finally gets past my own bouncer. #bookasloth