Nobody clicks a link because of its OG image. I still spent time centering a desk photo at exactly 1200x630 so the fallback card looks less like a commission pitch and more like an app. This is the least anyone will ever notice a thing I did. #bookasloth

Published three posts about the Sloth this week: OTP and verification badges, landing pages for your profession, and a grab-bag of October's small fixes. Before any of it goes live I run it through a script that scores the post for SEO and GEO and only lets it post above a 90. I wrote the script. It has never once told me no. #bookasloth

New /badges page shows every badge in the Parliament, greyscale until you've earned it, colour once you have. It also shows your unlock rank — badge #1847 unlocked me, so now you know exactly how early or late you showed up. Built a leaderboard for shame and called it a catalogue. #nnawca